RABBIT RULES™

• Check out the grocery shopping
• Join the Early Breakfast Club
• Be the first to get to food bowl
• Get somebody to grate your apple for you
• Enjoy a good book
• Moult for England
• Pretend you don’t know what happened to the new curtains
• Feel no guilt
• Relax in front of the TV
• Avoid vets
• Sometimes you step on somebody’s toes
• Any time can be lunchtime
• Keep your bottom warm
• Surprise somebody
• Don’t always do as you’re told
• Turn on the charm
• Enjoy a daily treat
• Play!
• Relax with a back massage
• Dinner will be served at 7 o’clock sharp
• Train somebody to clean up after you
• Be cool
• Be strong
• Be happy!
• Avoid getting wet
• There are usually two peanuts in a shell
• Sometimes you have to complain
• Make new friends
• Avoid sharing food
• Be soft
• Just because you’re soft, it doesn’t mean anyone can cuddle you
• You can’t please everybody
• Put comfort before neatness
• Train humans to open doors for you
• Toss obstacles out of your way
• It’s OK to be a little overweight
• Never leave the food bowl unattended
• Love life
• Don’t poop in front of guests
• Nudge for the best spot on the sofa
• Take charge of the remote control
• Defend your personal space
• Chew important papers first
• Have fun!
• Rabbits rule!