RABBIT RULES™
- Check out the grocery shopping
- Join the Early Breakfast Club
- Be the first to get to food bowl
- Get somebody to grate your apple for you
- Enjoy a good book
- Moult for England
- Pretend you don’t know what happened to the new curtains
- Feel no guilt
- Relax in front of the TV
- Avoid vets
- Sometimes you step on somebody’s toes
- Any time can be lunchtime
- Keep your bottom warm
- Surprise somebody
- Don’t always do as you’re told
- Turn on the charm
- Enjoy a daily treat
- Play!
- Relax with a back massage
- Dinner will be served at 7 o’clock sharp
- Train somebody to clean up after you
- Be cool
- Be strong
- Be happy!
- Avoid getting wet
- There are usually two peanuts in a shell
- Sometimes you have to complain
- Make new friends
- Avoid sharing food
- Be soft
- Just because you’re soft, it doesn’t mean anyone can cuddle you
- You can’t please everybody
- Put comfort before neatness
- Train humans to open doors for you
- Toss obstacles out of your way
- It’s OK to be a little overweight
- Never leave the food bowl unattended
- Love life
- Don’t poop in front of guests
- Nudge for the best spot on the sofa
- Take charge of the remote control
- Defend your personal space
- Chew important papers first
- Have fun!
- Rabbits rule!