RABBIT RULES™

  • Check out the grocery shopping
  • Join the Early Breakfast Club
  • Be the first to get to food bowl
  • Get somebody to grate your apple for you
  • Enjoy a good book
  • Moult for England
  • Pretend you don’t know what happened to the new curtains
  • Feel no guilt
  • Relax in front of the TV
  • Avoid vets
  • Sometimes you step on somebody’s toes
  • Any time can be lunchtime
  • Keep your bottom warm
  • Surprise somebody
  • Don’t always do as you’re told
  • Turn on the charm
  • Enjoy a daily treat
  • Play!
  • Relax with a back massage
  • Dinner will be served at 7 o’clock sharp
  • Train somebody to clean up after you
  • Be cool
  • Be strong
  • Be happy!
  • Avoid getting wet
  • There are usually two peanuts in a shell
  • Sometimes you have to complain
  • Make new friends
  • Avoid sharing food
  • Be soft
  • Just because you’re soft, it doesn’t mean anyone can cuddle you
  • You can’t please everybody
  • Put comfort before neatness
  • Train humans to open doors for you
  • Toss obstacles out of your way
  • It’s OK to be a little overweight
  • Never leave the food bowl unattended
  • Love life
  • Don’t poop in front of guests
  • Nudge for the best spot on the sofa
  • Take charge of the remote control
  • Defend your personal space
  • Chew important papers first
  • Have fun!
  • Rabbits rule!

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